Only 85%? Hmm. This is a cat, after all, that tried to leap to her death from a 5th floor window. Failing at that, she may be contemplating a broader murder-suicide pact.
Alas, poor, poor Yorick! Most of U.S. have no bawls!! Read the signs of the times: God's a concrete, kick-ass reality! GOD BLESSA YOUSE -Fr. Sarducci, SNL.
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85% chance that Steve's cat is trying to kill me. Doesn't surprise me. She makes a lot more sense, if you realize that she's trying to be Riddick.
Only 85%? Hmm. This is a cat, after all, that tried to leap to her death from a 5th floor window. Failing at that, she may be contemplating a broader murder-suicide pact.
Alas, poor, poor Yorick! Most of U.S. have no bawls!! Read the signs of the times: God's a concrete, kick-ass reality! GOD BLESSA YOUSE -Fr. Sarducci, SNL.
Garpu,
Just make sure you don't fall asleep in her presence.
Cowboy,
My cat loves me and she loves life. She was going through a difficult phase.
Kold,
Hi... Ah...
She wouldn't kill me. I'm officially the Food Bitch. As in, "Get the food, bitch."
My 'precious' Theodora is almost certainly plotting my early demise!
Hello, Monk.
I think you set yourself up for intrigue when you named her after a Byzantine empress.
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