Monday, November 17, 2008

is my cat trying to kill me?

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

Hat-tip Sandalstraps.

7 comments:

Garpu said...

85% chance that Steve's cat is trying to kill me. Doesn't surprise me. She makes a lot more sense, if you realize that she's trying to be Riddick.

cowboyangel said...

Only 85%? Hmm. This is a cat, after all, that tried to leap to her death from a 5th floor window. Failing at that, she may be contemplating a broader murder-suicide pact.

Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

Alas, poor, poor Yorick! Most of U.S. have no bawls!! Read the signs of the times: God's a concrete, kick-ass reality! GOD BLESSA YOUSE -Fr. Sarducci, SNL.

Liam said...

Garpu,
Just make sure you don't fall asleep in her presence.

Cowboy,
My cat loves me and she loves life. She was going through a difficult phase.

Kold,
Hi... Ah...

Garpu said...

She wouldn't kill me. I'm officially the Food Bitch. As in, "Get the food, bitch."

Monk-in-Training said...

My 'precious' Theodora is almost certainly plotting my early demise!

Liam said...

Hello, Monk.

I think you set yourself up for intrigue when you named her after a Byzantine empress.